Am I the only one that finds it amazing how an article of clothing can take you from feeling like a four to feeling like that fashion ten you want to be? It’s something that’s not just vain, but something that you can take to boost your self- confidence and help you become the best version of you.
2019 so far has been pretty questionable in the fashion field. I mean, do people want to feel like a four? Here are a couple of fashion fails thus far.
Number 1, Kim Kardashian West, February 25th
In late February, the style mogul was seen in Montreal entering the “Thierry Mugler: Couturissime” exhibition at the Montreal Museum of Fine arts on a Monday night. Now, Kim is known for pushing the lines in fashion and I too am willing to sacrifice comfortability for the sake of an outfit, but sis… It was 10 degrees that night in Montreal. Not only does she look like she belongs in Xena: Warrior Princess, but she was freezing while at it. I think- take the armor away and maybe add something else, like a nice bustier, the outfit would have been fine. And on top of that, she’s wearing the same see-through Yeezy pumps she’s been wearing for the last 2 years. Your man is questionable, Kim.
Number 2, Kristen Stewart, January 22nd
Kristen Stewart attended the Chanel Haute Couture Spring Summer 2019 in Paris. First of all, you’re in Paris, the fashion capital of the world. You know how many people go to Paris just to look cute and do it for the ‘glam? It’s not the clothes that are ugly, per se. Chanel can do no wrong in my eyes (for obvious reasons), but it’s the way she put it together. First of all, Kristen looks like Edward from Twilight. The blazer, with gold/ copper accents, could have been better suited with black pants, a skirt, hell, wear the blazer as a dress, but she decided to be a four and wear it with some ugly ass copper pants. On top of that, the garnish on the dish were some Doc Martens. Why! Mr. Karl Lagerfeld did not so gracefully hold down the House of Chanel for 35 years for you to wear this to his last finale.
Number 3, Robert Pattinson, January 18th
It’s a pure coincidence that the same week we mention Kristen as worst dressed, her ex-now-twin shows up trying to take the title. Again, it’s not the clothes, he’s just mad extra. Pattinson was seen stepping out for Dior Homme’s Winter 2019 Men’s Show. It looks like he’s wearing a regular khaki suit with the same colored leather jacket. That already is a no… so tacky! On top of that, he added an earthy toned, brownish peacoat and scarf to hide the tackiness. The problem is, well, he just looks homeless… and you’re trying too much sir, and it shows.
Number 4, Kat Graham, January 23rd
She has pillows for arms people! I love a blunt shoulder and shoulder pads, but she looks like someone who’s been working their biceps their entire life. Kat Graham attended the Jean-Paul Gaultier Haute Couture Spring Show looking like a disco ball with stick figure legs. She paired this shit with a bob and a vampy lip. The bob reminds me of Edna Mode from The Incredibles, who I think is totally cool by the way. The lips made her already small lips look like a simple dash like line from afar. COME ON!
Number 5, Emma Stone, January 5th
This one kind of hurts, because I like Emma, I really do. I also love Fendi, but that dress is fucking ugly. Yeah, I said it! And those shoes! I want to puke. Emma was seen at the BAFTA Los Angeles Tea Party in a Fendi… dress thing. She paired the look with a Louis Vuitton clutch and I already mentioned the shoes. This is basically a dress that has orange birds printed all over it. It looks like she was going for a Thanksgiving kind of theme. The dress also has ridges on it, which looked horrible, but I think that was used to distract the eye from the ugly print. To complete this “look” she paired it with orange makeup. In my opinion, this just clashed with the look. I don’t like anything about it, the design, how she paired it, the length is awkward, and it’s just a big no from me.
Number 6, Jenna Coleman, January 10th
At least she looks cozy… And what’s up with the bottom half of this ensemble? It looks like some kind of plastic table cloth which also splits. Jenna Coleman attended the screening of The Cry when she wore this. I guess because it was a screening, she figured it’d be dark and nobody would notice that she doubled a table cloth as a skirt. This is especially heartbreaking because she is a well- dressed woman. She usually looks amazing and she’s graced many magazine covers, including Harper’s Bazaar.
Number 7, Andrea Echeverri, February 10th
Andrea Echeverri attended this year’s Grammy Awards dressed up as the award herself. The Grammy’s, aside from being probably the biggest accolade a musician can receive, is also an opportunity to showcase your inner fashionista. She probably knew she wasn’t going to receive the award and wanted to go home with it anyway.
I can only hope that 2019 brings us more looks. I get it, you want to be creative and I guess for any celebrity, all press is good press. All I have to say is, “where is Rihanna?”