So here I am, in an overrated and overpriced coffee house, having a conversation with a lovely lady which I can’t avoid, about how her husband rents her the same house, each summer in the Hamptons. I also get to hear how it’s just for her and her girlfriends only, no husbands(lucky husbands).
I asked her if it is rented for the whole summer and she replied “Absolutely, I can’t just go for a few days”. She then looked at me, as the typical “Entitled Ones” usually do, as if I am a peasant walking by her manor. I don’t know what could’ve come over me to ask such a question.
I asked her another question as we’re patiently waiting for our 6 dollar cups of coffee. I asked, how often she goes to Long Island for the summer and her response was “Oh, I don’t go to Long Island at all, I only go to the Hamptons”. I furrowed my brow and walked over to the pickup area as my name was called for the small fortune I spent on a mediocre cup of “Joe”. Really!!?